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| Merry Christmas love Ben |
Dear pawfriend
I thought I would write to you this year as I failed to get what I wanted last year. I have been a relatively good dog this year apart from the time I took my masters lunch out of his work bag and ate it. Well he shouldn't have left it on the floor, I am weak when it come to food.
Top of my list is to get some of that turkey on Christmas day. My owners keep telling me it is too rich for me but why should I only get poor food. Next on my list is a big pile of gooey mess in the back yard for me to roll in, the smellier the better. Now and again I do find some on my walks and get to roll in it which always seems to excite my owner but I would like my very own so I can roll at my own leisure. Next on my list is, *can you please make me a little faster so I can catch that squirrel in the park. It seems like it has been tormenting me forever, keeps popping up from behind every tree. No sooner have I chased it up one tree it pops out from behind another. How does it do that ? Again in the park, * any chance I can get it on with that hot Westie Milly I see in the park every day, I know she would like a bit of Ben loving. My next present is to have some of the tasty morsels I find littered around the park delivered every day. I think it is squirrel's poop and tastes very good. My owners tries to stop me eating it and shouts disgusting but what is the difference between that and Kopi Luwak coffee beans pooped out by an Indonesian animal.
Please say sorry to your reindeer for barking at them last year, I don't know what came over me.
Merry Christmas Ben
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